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Duckie I'm a monkey. and a duck. and a donkey. and a flying duckmonk. and a magpie. and a maguck. and a many other things. and last but not least. I am a human. I think.

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Destiny NO Z! YOU CAN'T BE A DUCK! DUCKIE IS THE ONLY DUCK AND SHE'S A DUCK BUTT AND YOU CAN'T BE A DUCK BECAUSE YOU'RE A COW AND YOU HAVE TO BE A COW CAUSE OTHERWISE WE DON'T HAVE A COW AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE COWY ENOUGH TO BE A COWWWWWWWWWW!!!! -hyperventilates-

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Destiny -ponders- Well, since I made a completely hideous picture and want to spare the world, Figure can be a duck. Z can't because Z is smelly. AND because Z is Z and Zs can't be ducks because Z is a cow.

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Duckie [pets z] nownow girls, we don't want tears in this place. [wipes up tears and becomes a house wife] [starts cleaning]

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Destiny
[originally with lots and lots of spacing.. edited for ease of reading.] Why, thank you.
I know a guy from Germany.
Actually, I know two.
Actually, I don't REALLY know either of them.
One of them is Gandalf.
Yes, that's his real name.
He was a foreign exchange student two years ago.
Or maybe it was three.
I don't really remember.
Too long ago.
He was friends with my cousin Mandi.
And I think my brother, too.
On the fourth of July he came to the fireworks with Mandi and her friends.
It was cool.
He was kinda hott.
And he had this sexy German accent.
No crap, hey?
But...
He made everyone say "GERMANY RULES!"
'Cept he said it like 'sha" but it was like j and s mixed.
It's really hard to explain.
But he was cool.
He's back in Germany now.
And then there's a guy in my school now.
He's an exchange student too.
I've seen him a few times.
he's hott.
He hangs out with Tom.
Tom is the other exchange student.
He's from France.
He said the s word on the announcements before in video production.
At the end he apologized for swearing.
But back to the German guy.
I don't even know his name.
He's going with Sam B. to the military ball.
I never talked to either of the exchange students.
Wonder if the german one has a sexy voice.
This post is kind of long.
Maybe I should stop.
.......
...naw.
This is so much fun!
Why are we typing like this anyways?
It's kind of crazy.
I only have 5 mins until I have to go.
'Cause I have skating.
I'm gonna freeze.
...and die.
Maybe Logan will give me hugs.
Yes, he will.
I'll make him.
maybe Jordan will be there.
Jordan told my mom he would marry me.
That was on the 4th of July...
...which is the day I met him.
He was cool
considering he's a year younger.
Anyways, I saw him last week at skating.
He wouldn't talk to me.
It was sad.
That's okay though.
Because now I have a boyfriend again.
It's not Billy either.
Billy was a meanie-pants.
He never talked to me.
We broke up after exactly a month
Minus a few hours
It was sad
But i got over it
and then Benji asked me out.
I've liked him since the break-up
He's really sweet.
And he has sexy hair
And he's hott
And Johnny told me
"Lil' Benji will treat you right. Like McDonald's."
It made me laugh.
I like McDonalds.
Do you?
I like their chicken nuggets.
And I like french fries
I almost typed french cries
like french people crying
weird
burger king makes better fries though
I almost typed friends
burget king makes better friends
hahaha
my msn window is flashing
josh keeps talking
but i can't type back
because i'm typing this
and because
my mom just yelled to me
and i have to go
and freeze
and die
but don't you worry
i'll be back
to torture you more
and you better be at my funeral
or burger king won't make you friends.
bye!

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Duckie indeeeeeed.
the way of the confuzzlement lies within.
[meditates]

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Duckie well ok... TIS funny.. but tisnt funny. but fig funny. because figgy is funny. and funny is figgy.

funny figgy
fig is funny
figgy funny
fun figgy
fig fun fog.

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Destiny lol, basically. We take pictures anddd we mutilate 'em and make 'em prettiful and people go "THANKS!" and if they don't we beat the crap out of 'em...lmao ok not quite but yeah, it's basically just mutilating a buncha pictures and makin 'em pretty.

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Duckie And yes, fear mommy. She's already disowned me once. or twice. and I dun think she'll undisown me... YET.. MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA........ [flops back on beanbag and sunbathes in nonexistant sunlight]

Figure figs has not been disowned.
yet.
I think.
-hopes-

Destiny Nope. Nobody can disown Figgy. 'twould be horrific. o_O

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Destiny He's on there too. WORSHIP DONALD, I TELL YOU! -looks around--finds people not worshiping Donald--beats non-worshipers with a cane- YOU IDIOTS! -beats an old lady until she worships Donald- Geesh...

Duckie [blinks] [pats dessy soothingly] caaaaaallm urself dearie...

Destiny -blinks at duckie- Umm...no?
...-beats another stupid person who isn't worshipping and stands back to stare at her creation: a bunch of moaning, beat-up people worshipping Donald Duck- Ah..I love my line of profession. -grins and skips around-

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Duckie INDIANA BOOONESSS AND THE FATE OF OBSESSION STUDIOS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Duckie No worries, that unwacky person can be meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[jumps around waving hand in air] PICK ME PICK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[calms] *ahem*
meow?

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Duckie	I'm a monkey. and a duck. and a donkey. and a flying duckmonk. and a magpie. and a maguck. and a many other things. and last but not least. I am a human. I think.
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Destiny	NO Z! YOU CAN'T BE A DUCK! DUCKIE IS THE ONLY DUCK AND SHE'S A DUCK BUTT AND YOU CAN'T BE A DUCK BECAUSE YOU'RE A COW AND YOU HAVE TO BE A COW CAUSE OTHERWISE WE DON'T HAVE A COW AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE COWY ENOUGH TO BE A COWWWWWWWWWW!!!! -hyperventilates-
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Destiny	-ponders- Well, since I made a completely hideous picture and want to spare the world, Figure can be a duck. Z can't because Z is smelly. AND because Z is Z and Zs can't be ducks because Z is a cow.
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Duckie	[pets z] nownow girls, we don't want tears in this place. [wipes up tears and becomes a house wife] [starts cleaning]
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Destiny [originally with lots and lots of spacing.. edited for ease of reading.]	Why, thank you. I know a guy from Germany. Actually, I know two. Actually, I don't REALLY know either of them. One of them is Gandalf. Yes, that's his real name. He was a foreign exchange student two years ago. Or maybe it was three. I don't really remember. Too long ago. He was friends with my cousin Mandi. And I think my brother, too. On the fourth of July he came to the fireworks with Mandi and her friends. It was cool. He was kinda hott. And he had this sexy German accent. No crap, hey? But... He made everyone say "GERMANY RULES!" 'Cept he said it like 'sha" but it was like j and s mixed. It's really hard to explain. But he was cool. He's back in Germany now. And then there's a guy in my school now. He's an exchange student too. I've seen him a few times. he's hott. He hangs out with Tom. Tom is the other exchange student. He's from France. He said the s word on the announcements before in video production. At the end he apologized for swearing. But back to the German guy. I don't even know his name. He's going with Sam B. to the military ball. I never talked to either of the exchange students. Wonder if the german one has a sexy voice. This post is kind of long. Maybe I should stop. ....... ...naw. This is so much fun! Why are we typing like this anyways? It's kind of crazy. I only have 5 mins until I have to go. 'Cause I have skating. I'm gonna freeze. ...and die. Maybe Logan will give me hugs. Yes, he will. I'll make him. maybe Jordan will be there. Jordan told my mom he would marry me. That was on the 4th of July... ...which is the day I met him. He was cool considering he's a year younger. Anyways, I saw him last week at skating. He wouldn't talk to me. It was sad. That's okay though. Because now I have a boyfriend again. It's not Billy either. Billy was a meanie-pants. He never talked to me. We broke up after exactly a month Minus a few hours It was sad But i got over it and then Benji asked me out. I've liked him since the break-up He's really sweet. And he has sexy hair And he's hott And Johnny told me "Lil' Benji will treat you right. Like McDonald's." It made me laugh. I like McDonalds. Do you? I like their chicken nuggets. And I like french fries I almost typed french cries like french people crying weird burger king makes better fries though I almost typed friends burget king makes better friends hahaha my msn window is flashing josh keeps talking but i can't type back because i'm typing this and because my mom just yelled to me and i have to go and freeze and die but don't you worry i'll be back to torture you more and you better be at my funeral or burger king won't make you friends. bye!
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Duckie	indeeeeeed. the way of the confuzzlement lies within. [meditates]
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Duckie	well ok... TIS funny.. but tisnt funny. but fig funny. because figgy is funny. and funny is figgy. funny figgy fig is funny figgy funny fun figgy fig fun fog.
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Destiny	lol, basically. We take pictures anddd we mutilate 'em and make 'em prettiful and people go "THANKS!" and if they don't we beat the crap out of 'em...lmao ok not quite but yeah, it's basically just mutilating a buncha pictures and makin 'em pretty.
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Duckie	And yes, fear mommy. She's already disowned me once. or twice. and I dun think she'll undisown me... YET.. MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA........ [flops back on beanbag and sunbathes in nonexistant sunlight]
Figure	figs has not been disowned. yet. I think. -hopes-
Destiny	Nope. Nobody can disown Figgy. 'twould be horrific. o_O
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Destiny	He's on there too. WORSHIP DONALD, I TELL YOU! -looks around--finds people not worshiping Donald--beats non-worshipers with a cane- YOU IDIOTS! -beats an old lady until she worships Donald- Geesh...
Duckie	[blinks] [pats dessy soothingly] caaaaaallm urself dearie...
Destiny	-blinks at duckie- Umm...no? ...-beats another stupid person who isn't worshipping and stands back to stare at her creation: a bunch of moaning, beat-up people worshipping Donald Duck- Ah..I love my line of profession. -grins and skips around-
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Duckie	INDIANA BOOONESSS AND THE FATE OF OBSESSION STUDIOS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Duckie	No worries, that unwacky person can be meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [jumps around waving hand in air] PICK ME PICK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [calms] ahem meow?
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