OS Quotes : Page Two

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Duckie mmmmmmmmmm. {I still hate cheese.}
mmmmmmmmmm.... mmmmmmmm? {ooooh.... You were born in Italy?}
mmmmm! {kooool!}
mmmm mmmmmmmm mmm mm mmmm{I'm going to Italy this summer}
mmmm mmmm {And paris.}
mm mmmmmm mm {I love italy. 'tis a nice place} mmmm mmmmm mm mmmmmmmmm {Last time I went to Paris I was too young so I can't rmemebr much}
mmm m mmmmmm m mmmm {I love america tooo}
mmmmmmm. {But anyway}
mmmmm mm mm mmmmm mm mmmmm?{Please could somone take this duct tape off me?}
mmmmm mmmm mm mmmm {'tis getting hard to talk.}

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Destiny
[this quote done in colors, as a temporary goodbye message] Impy: Look, hot pink. You know why. [tongue.gif] Anywho. You already gone...-sniff- Actually you're probably still sleeping right now as it's 8:30 a.m. Yes, that's right - be proud of me. I woke up early. [tongue.gif]
Figure: We'll save the internet-connection-malfunctioning lessons until I get back. [wink.gif]
Tirassi: MOMMYYYYYYYYYYY! -sniff- You can keep a bottle of me in your medicine shtuff so when your brain gets a headache you can stick your hand through your ear and rub it on and think of me. [happy.gif]
Rachel: Ah, my new partner in crime. [tongue.gif] Save the evil deeds for my return, eh? heh.
Duckie: (This is yellow like a yellow duckie! [biggrin.gif] )...Don't hurt yourself, mmkay? You're dangerous. Really. [tongue.gif]
Kitten: Same as Duckie. heh.
Vicky: Have fun being bored by yourself! heh! Find lotsa pics. Save the innocent soulsssssssssssssssssss! -choke-
G r a v e: Hello my dearest! heh, kiddin. Make some loverly pics for me to look at when I'm back, kay?
Illusion: Er...hey. And sorry about that convo...and...I do want to and I'm sorry because I am a big idiot and you can therefore rub poop in my face and I shall be your squishy - err, poop face. [tongue.gif] Heh. Actually, poo is eewey. We'll talk when I get back, kay? -hugglesquishes-
ziggy the random weirdo: Yo! heh. Same as Duckie...'cept multiplied by a thousand. Remember, YOU ARE NOT TIGGER. I am. [tongue.gif]

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Destiny There's a pickle and a duck and an onion named Chuck.
Heh...that was so much fun to type that I'm smiling right now. Destiny smiling...creepy huh? Could be dangerous..lmbo.

Duckie aaaieeee!!! I was in your rhyme!!! Well... Maybe not ME exactly... but it said duck!! [gets all excited for no apparent reason]
{sings} There's a Pickle and a duck and an onion named chuck!!
look! I even made a special melody for it. well. not that you can hear it but... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I is a lil odd right now. [dances along to the pickle, duck, onion song]

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Duckie unending maze of unlogic? What are you talking about!! I understood that fully. tuttut, you should really try harder to understand yourself!!!! What you said was that:
If everyone is wierd thenwierd is normal but then if wierd is normal then normal is wierd and so normal is wierd. However this means this wierd is normal, but some like to think of it as normal being wierd. So now, to round off this rant of normal wierdness, my conclusion is, that normal is wierd. But wierd is normal. Because everyone is wierd. Therefore everyone is normal. yup. [feels wise]

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Destiny Yeah uh huh I'm bored now. So I'll talk to myself.
Never mind. I won't. -sits in silence-
-crickets chirp and a tumbleweed blows past-

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Kitten my address:

kitten
ugly tree
ugly city
ugly planet
ugly universe
my only comunitcation to earth is thru dis puter

Aqua -Nods calmly, agreeing with Kitten-
Yesh, yesh, now we all know you are ugly according to your race of people, and we all would agree, except that we are humans and it isn't your fault that you and an alien from planet ugly were switched at birth. Unfortunately, living on planet ugly means you have to be ugly to be beautiful, and you are beautiful living on planet ugly, therefore you are like Marien in the Munsters. However, I can make it better for you. All you must do is show us your picture and you will feel better because we will think you are beautiful, so as soon as they create teleportation, you can come live on Earth and be beautiful.

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Destiny
[describing what she thinks I look like, as we've never met] My ideas on Figure:
Light brown/blonde hair, shoulder length, brown or hazel eyes, medium build, medium height, friendly and outgoing. Middle-rank social status. [tongue.gif]

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Kitten pokes duckie from behind the bush wif a wire rod

Destiny -rolls eyes and shoots kitten-

Becki [rolls eyes at dessy and shoots her for shooting kitten]

Duckie [shoots becki for shooting kitten for shooting dessy]
uh... moose sausages?? there's such a thing/!?!?!?!??!!

Becki [blinks and dies] and no i dont think there is...

Kitten i think they were moose -ponder- well they were foreign, kills duckie

Destiny -shoots becki for shooting dessy for shooting kitten. shoots kitten for still being alive after being shot by dessy and for shooting duckie who shot becki for shooting dessy-

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Duckie
[to Destiny] [whimpers] you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you...... you MOOSE! [begins to cry]

Destiny -raises eyebrow- A moose, eh? Well..that's new. -grows antlers and starts making moose noises- Wait...mooses don't moo. -growls and makes the REAL moose noise-
Err...Duckie? What noise does a moose make? -eye twitches-

Duckie hmmmmm [ponders] I don't actually know..... [pretends to be a moose] erm...
[ponders some more]

[and some more]

[and some more]

and my final conclusion after my ponderoous moment is...... well I don't have one.

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Destiny -kicks Mommy Tira off Dessy's throne and superglues butt to it, attaches chair to planet and makes a forcefield so nobody can touch anything on it or they will burn up and die and no ghosts can get in either- I'm not skinny. I'm not big, but I'm not skinny. I'm just medium. -nodnod- And I'm still ugly. Skinny people can be ugly. Medium builded people can be ugly. Big people can be ugly. Anybody can be ugly. Me, I'm ugly. Tira, I know you're not ugly because people with beautiful personalities aren't ugly. That's just how it is. Despite what you may think. You're not seeing it from our perspective, so you can't talk. -feels intelligent-

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.. a friend .. why dont you just let it be? be who you are and everything should work out. life is 1% what happens and 99% how you react. remember that quote, keep it in mind, and life should be wonderful.

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Tirassi *runs around in square-shaped circles*

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Tirassi
[about OS] I've come to the realization that the most random things can and will appear on this staff board at some point. XD

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Duckie [is too shocked to do anything else][stands there with mouth open wide][mary poppins appears and shuts mouth] "Don't be a codfish." [cries] INDRAWN MURDERED MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh yeah I'm sposed to be dead aren't I........... [dies] [comes back to life for one more thing] Someone move this topic over to the spooming board. [dies]

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Destiny I know because I know how you feel and that's exactly how I feel and I know what it is I feel so I know what you feel.

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Impressionist It is techinaly tomorrow, but I'll just call it today because I have not slept today therfore, it cannot be tomorrow. Yet it cannot be today, for it is past midnight. So it is neither today nor tomorrow, just the midst of.. now.

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Aqua
[answers by assorted people] Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? [answer by tira : Has congress ever really done anything THAT amazing or useful?]
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? [answer by tira : Airplanes aren't made of the black box stuff cuz its too heavy.]
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? [answer by tira : Needles are sterilized just in case there's a problem and the one giving the injection gets poked.]
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? [answer by tira : -0]
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go? [answer by tira : Word Hell]
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? [answer by destiny : Glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle cause it's magic, that's what! I'm a genesis!]

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Destiny -nodnod- It IS very true. -keeps agreeing with self-
...is it possible to agree with yourself and sound sane?
.....probably not.

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Z it's so much harder to make a friend feel better, not a younger sibling but somebody equal to yourself. you can't really be the comforting older one who understands everything - well, i think some people can, but not most of us. you can't just come and sit there silently - sometimes you can, but over a computer this is completely impossible.

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Duckie	mmmmmmmmmm. {I still hate cheese.} mmmmmmmmmm.... mmmmmmmm? {ooooh.... You were born in Italy?} mmmmm! {kooool!} mmmm mmmmmmmm mmm mm mmmm{I'm going to Italy this summer} mmmm mmmm {And paris.} mm mmmmmm mm {I love italy. 'tis a nice place} mmmm mmmmm mm mmmmmmmmm {Last time I went to Paris I was too young so I can't rmemebr much} mmm m mmmmmm m mmmm {I love america tooo} mmmmmmm. {But anyway} mmmmm mm mm mmmmm mm mmmmm?{Please could somone take this duct tape off me?} mmmmm mmmm mm mmmm {'tis getting hard to talk.}
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Destiny [this quote done in colors, as a temporary goodbye message]	Impy: Look, hot pink. You know why. [tongue.gif] Anywho. You already gone...-sniff- Actually you're probably still sleeping right now as it's 8:30 a.m. Yes, that's right - be proud of me. I woke up early. [tongue.gif] Figure: We'll save the internet-connection-malfunctioning lessons until I get back. [wink.gif] Tirassi: MOMMYYYYYYYYYYY! -sniff- You can keep a bottle of me in your medicine shtuff so when your brain gets a headache you can stick your hand through your ear and rub it on and think of me. [happy.gif] Rachel: Ah, my new partner in crime. [tongue.gif] Save the evil deeds for my return, eh? heh. Duckie: (This is yellow like a yellow duckie! [biggrin.gif] )...Don't hurt yourself, mmkay? You're dangerous. Really. [tongue.gif] Kitten: Same as Duckie. heh. Vicky: Have fun being bored by yourself! heh! Find lotsa pics. Save the innocent soulsssssssssssssssssss! -choke- G r a v e: Hello my dearest! heh, kiddin. Make some loverly pics for me to look at when I'm back, kay? Illusion: Er...hey. And sorry about that convo...and...I do want to and I'm sorry because I am a big idiot and you can therefore rub poop in my face and I shall be your squishy - err, poop face. [tongue.gif] Heh. Actually, poo is eewey. We'll talk when I get back, kay? -hugglesquishes- ziggy the random weirdo: Yo! heh. Same as Duckie...'cept multiplied by a thousand. Remember, YOU ARE NOT TIGGER. I am. [tongue.gif]
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Destiny	There's a pickle and a duck and an onion named Chuck. Heh...that was so much fun to type that I'm smiling right now. Destiny smiling...creepy huh? Could be dangerous..lmbo.
Duckie	aaaieeee!!! I was in your rhyme!!! Well... Maybe not ME exactly... but it said duck!! [gets all excited for no apparent reason] {sings} There's a Pickle and a duck and an onion named chuck!! look! I even made a special melody for it. well. not that you can hear it but... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I is a lil odd right now. [dances along to the pickle, duck, onion song]
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Duckie	unending maze of unlogic? What are you talking about!! I understood that fully. tuttut, you should really try harder to understand yourself!!!! What you said was that: If everyone is wierd thenwierd is normal but then if wierd is normal then normal is wierd and so normal is wierd. However this means this wierd is normal, but some like to think of it as normal being wierd. So now, to round off this rant of normal wierdness, my conclusion is, that normal is wierd. But wierd is normal. Because everyone is wierd. Therefore everyone is normal. yup. [feels wise]
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Destiny	Yeah uh huh I'm bored now. So I'll talk to myself. Never mind. I won't. -sits in silence- -crickets chirp and a tumbleweed blows past-
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Kitten	my address: kitten ugly tree ugly city ugly planet ugly universe my only comunitcation to earth is thru dis puter
Aqua	-Nods calmly, agreeing with Kitten- Yesh, yesh, now we all know you are ugly according to your race of people, and we all would agree, except that we are humans and it isn't your fault that you and an alien from planet ugly were switched at birth. Unfortunately, living on planet ugly means you have to be ugly to be beautiful, and you are beautiful living on planet ugly, therefore you are like Marien in the Munsters. However, I can make it better for you. All you must do is show us your picture and you will feel better because we will think you are beautiful, so as soon as they create teleportation, you can come live on Earth and be beautiful.
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Destiny [describing what she thinks I look like, as we've never met]	My ideas on Figure: Light brown/blonde hair, shoulder length, brown or hazel eyes, medium build, medium height, friendly and outgoing. Middle-rank social status. [tongue.gif]
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Kitten	pokes duckie from behind the bush wif a wire rod
Destiny	-rolls eyes and shoots kitten-
Becki	[rolls eyes at dessy and shoots her for shooting kitten]
Duckie	[shoots becki for shooting kitten for shooting dessy] uh... moose sausages?? there's such a thing/!?!?!?!??!!
Becki	[blinks and dies] and no i dont think there is...
Kitten	i think they were moose -ponder- well they were foreign, kills duckie
Destiny	-shoots becki for shooting dessy for shooting kitten. shoots kitten for still being alive after being shot by dessy and for shooting duckie who shot becki for shooting dessy-
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Duckie [to Destiny]	[whimpers] you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you...... you MOOSE! [begins to cry]
Destiny	-raises eyebrow- A moose, eh? Well..that's new. -grows antlers and starts making moose noises- Wait...mooses don't moo. -growls and makes the REAL moose noise- Err...Duckie? What noise does a moose make? -eye twitches-
Duckie	hmmmmm [ponders] I don't actually know..... [pretends to be a moose] erm... [ponders some more] [and some more] [and some more] and my final conclusion after my ponderoous moment is...... well I don't have one.
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Destiny	-kicks Mommy Tira off Dessy's throne and superglues butt to it, attaches chair to planet and makes a forcefield so nobody can touch anything on it or they will burn up and die and no ghosts can get in either- I'm not skinny. I'm not big, but I'm not skinny. I'm just medium. -nodnod- And I'm still ugly. Skinny people can be ugly. Medium builded people can be ugly. Big people can be ugly. Anybody can be ugly. Me, I'm ugly. Tira, I know you're not ugly because people with beautiful personalities aren't ugly. That's just how it is. Despite what you may think. You're not seeing it from our perspective, so you can't talk. -feels intelligent-
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.. a friend ..	why dont you just let it be? be who you are and everything should work out. life is 1% what happens and 99% how you react. remember that quote, keep it in mind, and life should be wonderful.
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Tirassi	runs around in square-shaped circles
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Tirassi [about OS]	I've come to the realization that the most random things can and will appear on this staff board at some point. XD
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Duckie	[is too shocked to do anything else][stands there with mouth open wide][mary poppins appears and shuts mouth] "Don't be a codfish." [cries] INDRAWN MURDERED MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh yeah I'm sposed to be dead aren't I........... [dies] [comes back to life for one more thing] Someone move this topic over to the spooming board. [dies]
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Destiny	I know because I know how you feel and that's exactly how I feel and I know what it is I feel so I know what you feel.
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Impressionist	It is techinaly tomorrow, but I'll just call it today because I have not slept today therfore, it cannot be tomorrow. Yet it cannot be today, for it is past midnight. So it is neither today nor tomorrow, just the midst of.. now.
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Aqua [answers by assorted people]	Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? [answer by tira : Has congress ever really done anything THAT amazing or useful?] If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? [answer by tira : Airplanes aren't made of the black box stuff cuz its too heavy.] Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? [answer by tira : Needles are sterilized just in case there's a problem and the one giving the injection gets poked.] If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? [answer by tira : -0] Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go? [answer by tira : Word Hell] Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? [answer by destiny : Glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle cause it's magic, that's what! I'm a genesis!]
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Destiny	-nodnod- It IS very true. -keeps agreeing with self- ...is it possible to agree with yourself and sound sane? .....probably not.
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Z	it's so much harder to make a friend feel better, not a younger sibling but somebody equal to yourself. you can't really be the comforting older one who understands everything - well, i think some people can, but not most of us. you can't just come and sit there silently - sometimes you can, but over a computer this is completely impossible.
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